What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Can a Trump supporter explain what was wrong with what Bishop Budde said to Donald Trump?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Was Daenerys' downfall inevitable after she left Meereen in Game of Thrones?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Beautiful European women were killed by inquisition but Russia was not Catholic. Is this the reason for a drastic difference explaining why Russian women are the prettiest?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Why do men prefer low-maintanence women?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Is there an MBTI personality that is more or less likely to handle stress?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : I'm 24.

How do I seduce my sister? (I am an Indian) I want to have sex with her.?

Me : I don't drink

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

What do you respect the most about Elon Musk?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

My boyfriend always verbally abuse me and makes me cry. If I try to tell him how hurt I was, he says to me he loves me and can't hurt me but always abuse me. Why?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Does eating bread before bed make you fat? If so, why?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me : Thank you.

Why do liberals think it is okay to steal votes while the rest of us obey the law(s)?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Me : No

I’m worried I have a bat bite on my hand, I have two small marks about 1 cm apart. I haven’t been in contact with a bat but I’m worried about at night. My fingers have a slight tingling sensation and my arm feels cold but isn’t. Am I ok?

Me : Sure.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Why do wives cheat with black guys?

He : Tea ?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.